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Director J.J. Abrams (Star Trek, Star Trek Into Darkness, Super 8) has been entrusted (wisely) by the slick branding minds at the Mouse House, LucasFilm’s new owners, to inject the franchise with a postmodern jolt of nostalgia-fueled adrenaline, after the late 90s/early 00s prequel series failed to sustain fanboy adoration.
Let me add that I find some of the rampant hatred of Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith (oh, those names) a bit disingenuous, lemming-like, and arguably age-ist. We nerds were all lined up in geeky hysteria to devour those films, debate their merits, and consume every last bit of merchandising. Were we thrilled with the films? Not totally. Were they ponderous, meandering, and wooden? Heck, yeah. Did we care? No, because we loved this bizarre universe that was less sci-fi and more Land of Oz with its blend of preposterous names (Count Dooku?), anthropomorphic machinery, fuzzy Muppet-y sidekicks, and simplistic delineation of right from wrong.
Now, we all want to kick George Lucas to the curb, like some previous homeowner who had terrible taste in shag carpeting since we know so much better with our Ikea coffee tables and stainless steel appliances. We seem to be saying, “Go away, you doddering old man. We don’t care if you created all of this from broad cloth. You’re tiresome.” That bugs me. A lot. Maybe it’s because I’ll likely be 50 years old when this latest trilogy wraps up or because I will be forever grateful to Lucas for all the backyard adventures he fueled for this plucky only child, but I think he deserves a break and our gratitude.
…That said, I’m sure glad he didn’t direct this latest installment.
Abrams is not the most ingenious of directors. If Spielberg and Lucas, his most immediate forebears, were consummate recyclers of B-movie tropes (Indiana Jones, Jaws, and, yes, Star Wars), then Abrams is, at best, a fabulous remixer. He takes the Spielberg/Lucas greatest hits, adds a dash of irony, self-satirizing humor, marketing panache, and copious lens flares in a transfixing gift for cinematic misdirection. Take his two Star Trek films, for instance. Great fun, right? Yet, there is not one original thought between them that wasn’t already expressed a hundred times over in earlier Trek films and series. Into Darkness is pretty much a remake/reinvention of one of the better films Wrath of Khan infused with the earth-bound whimsy of the best Star Trek … The Voyage Home.

Little Roy and Friends
Star Wars: The Force Awakens gives us everything we want, with few surprises. While every other Star Wars film has debuted in May to provide air-conditioned cinematic asylum from the hottest days of the year, Force Awakens arrives just in time for Christmas. Not unlike those Disney Park rides that dump you right into a gift shop so you can load up on memory-preserving souvenirs, this film seems built to send you packing to Toys R Us posthaste for some last minute stocking stuffers. Just like the holidays, Force Awakens showers us with familiar, comforting indulgences.
X-Wing and Tie Fighters engaged in balletic dog fights, every sound effect you remember well-preserved but with new paint jobs so you’ll have to capture the newest miniature versions for your personal fleet at home. C-3P0 (Anthony Daniels) and R2D2 (Kenny Baker) are still fussy as ever, but with a little third-act intrigue to keep you guessing. Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew) remains adorable as a Golden Retriever on two legs who happens to be really adept at piloting the Millennium Falcon. Han (Harrison Ford) and Leia (Carrie Fisher – who looks like she’s about to crack a joke every time she speaks, thank goodness) are a little grayer and wizened, mercifully winking at the proceedings but also providing much-needed flesh-and-blood poignancy. Any tears I shed were all due to the two of them – both from my joy at seeing them in these iconic roles again and in their ability to inhabit those characters, thirty years later, so effortlessly.
The plot (spoiler … well, 38-year-old spoiler) is pretty much a carbon copy of Star Wars: A New Hope, itself ripped off just two movies later for Return of the Jedi. Scary fascists (this time called “The First Order”) in matching outfits can’t tolerate free-thought or weirdly-featured cantina-frequenting creatures, so they build a big ol’ planet-sized armageddon machine; and Dorothy and The Tin Man and The Scarecrow and The Cowardly Lion blow it up real good and save the universe (for now). Actually, that sounds a bit like rhetoric from the Republican presidential debates. Maybe a disenfranchised Lucas is moonlighting for Trump these days?
Damn, Force Awakens is fun, though. Seeing beloved characters in a place and time you’ve worshipped since you were a kid is akin to the perfect extended family reunion … that is, if you liked your extended family. Abrams is a canny filmmaker. He uses the free-pass such familiarity brings to introduce a new generation (literally and figuratively) of characters who end up carrying the torch quite nicely. Furthermore, Abrams layers an Empire Strikes Back-style ominous gloom over Force Awakens’ Saturday matinee escapades – a sense of forboding that holds welcome promise for future installments.
Adam Driver (Girls) channels Millennial angst as antagonist Kylo Ren – imagine Darth Vader with ADHD. Oscar Issac (Inside Llewyn Davis) is all Errol Flynn swashbuckling swagger as pilot Poe Dameron. John Boyega (Attack the Block) as turncoat Stormtrooper Finn and newcomer Daisy Ridley as scrappy orphan Rey are the heart and soul of the film. Like the film’s viewers, these two actors have grown up admiring the fantasy and the fiction of the Star Wars universe. Consequently, they bleed respect, wit, and warmth for their characters and for the heroic quests they get to play, yet they escape the overly reverent quagmire that afflicted prequel stars Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen. (Boyega’s seemingly ad libbed “Droid, please.” to the equally affable, Chaplinesque, volleyball-shaped robot BB-8 exemplifies his free-wheeling, contemporary comic approach.)
I will also commend Abrams for bringing us our most diverse Star Wars cast yet, offering a galactic reflection of our earthly life today. About time.
It wouldn’t be Star Wars without an action-figure phalanx of oddball spirit guides and gleamingly militant heavies (played by a Love Boat-sized cast of “special guest stars”). Spotting them is like playing a space-faring game of Where’s Waldo? Look, Daniel Craig is a cheeky Stormtrooper! Look, Max Von Sydow is Alec Guiness! Look, Gwendolyn Christie is a cheeky chrome-plated Stormtrooper! Look, Domhnall Gleeson is Peter Cushing! Look, Andy Serkis is Gollum-channeling-The-Wizard-of-Oz! Look, Lupita Nyong’o is … Yoda?
Star Wars: The Force Awakens will satisfy all you playground Han Solos and Leia Organas and Luke Skywalkers. Indeed, the 12-year-old boy in me was transported … a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. In that sense, Abrams and crew did their job flawlessly. But this installment was easy. The audience was waiting and appreciative to see the old band back together, playing the classic tracks we know and love.
The trick for the upcoming films (to mix Abrams’ Star franchises blasphemously)? To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no (hu)man has gone before.
I look forward to it.
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wow, what a thorough and deep review, roy. you obviously know your stuff, way more than i ever will, and i love the pic of little roy with his prized star wars guys. i’m glad you enjoyed it, even if some things were recycled and here’s to a few more of them down the road –
Thanks, Beth!! I still feel like that kid some days!
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ok, I haven’t seen the movie and admittedly know very little about Star Wars, but my husband is a fan. He thought “Droid, please” was funny and mentioned maybe wanting it on a shirt. (That’s what started my google search and led me here to your site.) My question is.. there are different kinds of droids, right? What kind of droid was that statement directed at in the movie?
Thank you so much! I appreciate the kind words and that you found my blog! The comment is made to BB-8 in the movie. A droid similar to R2-D2 but looking more like a soccer ball. Here’s the link to his “WookiePedia” entry. (Yes, apparently there is such a thing.) I think that would be a great T-shirt too. Please send a picture when you make it! http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/BB-8
Thanks!!!
sure thing!
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I love the roy pix!!!!
i saw this last night, with my oldest daughter and oldest grandson and it was fun telling him how i took his mother when we were both very young, so see the originals, and to see him excited for this new one. i loved seeing the old favorites and was especially in love again with chewie.
Yep, Chewbacca was a favor for me as well. Glad you enjoyed it, and I am glad you were able to carry on the family tradition!
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Thanks! And thanks for supplying them last year! I love them
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Roy,
Again you have done a terrific job of telling you fan a lot about the movie without giving anything away. I love the original series back 30+ years ago and took my youngest daughter Misty and my brother Mark to at least of them. I really want to see this version of Star Wars and find out for myself what is what. I have heard good and bad reviews but I am going to believe yours over a lot of others plus I love the first batch of movies.
I looked at the picture of the Droid and he is really cute and it would make an awesome t-shirt or even a great poster (hint hint) LOL Thanks for sharing your view of “Star Wars The Force Awakens” sounds like an awesome movie one doesn’t want to miss. I can’t wait.
You will really enjoy it! Let me know what you think! And I’ve actually seen those very shirts at Walmart and target!
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You are a dear wonderful person and I feel blessed to have you in my life even though we have never met face to face you are in my heart and you are my friend so thank you for being you.
same to you, wonderful Kat!
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I laughed aloud at your Disney Park rides comparison! So true! I had the pleasure of actually seeing this one in the theater (a rare treat). It was delightful how each return of a beloved character was met with applause from the audience. The most animated of which was definitely for the return of Harrison Ford’s Han Solo. Oddly, there was not one pop of applause for the return of Mark Hamill’s Luke Skywalker. I wasn’t sure if that was because it was too suspenseful a moment in the film for people to think of clapping for this particular returning character, or if it was because no one recognizes him anymore. There’s a delightful documentary out there, called, “The People vs. George Lucas.” I was reminded of it as I read the introduction to your review, and it made me smile.
I will have to check that out. I had heard about it, but had never seen it. I do agree with you about Luke. I think part of the problem is it felt a bit anticlimactic, and I know I for one was sitting there thinking, is there a whole ‘nother hour of this thing left?
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