What is truly disappointing is that the stage musical (see my review of its Las Vegas residency here) is so expertly, effortlessly cinematic in its original incarnation. Intentionally episodic, Jersey Boys (live) glides along like a classic Cadillac from one Goodfellas-ish moment to another on the exquisite chassis of The Four Seasons’ hit songs.
Yes, the book is slight, but theatre director Des McAnuff knows that with enough pizzazz, flashy choreography, smooth-as-silk scene changes, and cheeky wit, the audience will be enraptured. Let the music speak for itself.
Eastwood on the other hand, while a self-admitted music-phile, makes the head scratching decision to bury the fizzy pop tunes under heaps of bad TV movie bio-drama. Seriously, did anyone bother to tell him this is a musical? Aren’t we past the point of self-consciousness over the genre, with ten-plus years of hit tuner films (Chicago, Mama Mia!, Hairspray, Dreamgirls, Les Miserables) – not to mention tv series (Glee, Nashville) – under our collective belt?
Unfortunately, the majority of Jersey Boys‘ musical numbers on film are truncated to a verse and a chorus or used as background (playing on a radio!) while the actors – in bad wigs and later even worse old age makeup – struggle to make the life events of The Four Seasons interesting.
The ensemble cast soldiers through, but only Christopher Walken emerges completely unscathed. At this point in his career, that man could show up on an episode of The Bachelor and make it seem interesting.
Everyone else displays pained expressions as if they know Eastwood has ground this Tony Award-winning show to pulp. I was taken with Vincent Piazza (“Tommy DeVito”) and Erich Bergen (“Bob Gaudio”) who both exude a suitable amount of sparkle and nuance; I just wish they had been in a better movie. Sadly, John Lloyd Young (“Frankie Valli”), who won the Tony for his uncanny vocal pyrotechnics on Broadway, just seems constipated for the film’s entire 2 1/2 hour running time.
The only moment – and I mean the only moment – the movie truly comes alive is during the closing credits (!) sequence. Finally, we get a full-fledged musical number (“Oh, What a Night”), with joy and buoyancy and, yes, some cheesy backlot choreography. It’s like Eastwood grudgingly growled to his cast, “Okay, you can do some of this musical crap now. But it’s only at the end when people are walking out in disgust, popcorn stuck to their shoes. Anyone seen my chair?”
Maybe he’s still nursing a grudge about Paint Your Wagon … and this is how he punishes us all? “Hey, you musical comedy kids, get off my lawn!”
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“Seriously, did anyone bother to tell him this is a musical? Aren’t we past the point of self-consciousness over the genre….” one of my favorite lines of allllll time…and this review is amazingly divine! also adore that last sentence about the lifeguard Clinty!
Thanks! I appreciate that! Yeah, Clint has never been one of my favorites, but this has finished me off for him but good. He needs to just give it a rest. A long rest.
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Clint seems to have been going off the boil for a while now. I’ve never seen the musical but even I know that the songs are the most important element when adapting one.
Exactly right, Mikey! He really missed an opportunity with this one. I wish they had been brave enough to go in a fresh direction with a new director entirely. I think that would’ve served the cast a heck of a lot better
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oh, no! ‘okay, you can do some of that musical crap now,’ – brilliant. and with this one, it sounds as though he’ll be talking to a lot of empty movie theater chairs.
That is very funny, Beth! That is exactly right! There were only about 10 people in the theater last night at the rave, and the power went out briefly for the last 10 minutes of the movie, and it took another 10 minutes to get the movie back on screen. Nearly everyone left but me, with several commenting, “well, that movie was terrible anyway. I don’t care how it ended. ”
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Eh. I didn’t care for this one really. It wasn’t a very fun musical, nor was it all that interesting of a drama. It was just rather middling. Good review Roy.
Exactly – it felt like a dull VH-1 TV movie. Big disappointment. Thanks for the compliment!
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Great review. But I hurt for him, lol. Wow.
amen! 🙂
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