“Always travel with an emergency poem.” Jane Don’t wows in “Don’t Does America” at Chicago Improv

“I am strongly drawn to Camp, and almost as strongly offended by it. That is why I want to talk about it, and why I can. For no one who wholeheartedly shares in a given sensibility can analyze it; he can only, whatever his intention, exhibit it. … To talk about camp is therefore to betray it. If the betrayal can be defended, it will be for the edification it provides, or the dignity of the conflict it resolves.” – Susan Sontag, Notes on Camp

Too many people think they can do camp. They can’t. They really can’t. Sontag in her seminal work Notes on Camp defines camp as “a vision of the world in terms of style – but a particular kind of style. It is the love of the exaggerated, the ‘off’, of things-being-what-they-are-not” but does so with affection rather than mockery.

It’s that last part that people miss. Those who fail at camp arrogantly co-opt flippancy and disdain as a way of attempting to connect with an audience – as if we are all in on one contemptuous joke. That doesn’t work. At best it falls flat and rings hollow, and at worst it feels cruel and alienating.

Good camp is love, first and foremost – affection for the absurd as a lens for embracing and, yes, critiquing our common human condition.

At least that’s my pretentious opinion.

Jane Don’t does camp exquisitely. And when it’s done this well, the work is in an intoxicating league all its own.

Don’t just launched their Don’t Does America tour, and we took in one of the early stops in Chicago … well … Schaumburg at Chicago Improv, located in Woodfield Mall. Don’t made GREAT hay out of performing in a shopping mall in suburban America. And their exaggerated pronunciation of Schaaaaaummmberrrrhg was offered frequently as a wry punctuation mark on their self-effacing observations of life in America 2026.

The show is in essence a cabaret in the guise of a travelogue. Don’t learns some devastating news about fellow Drag Race Season 18 contestant and frenemy Athena Dion (who has a delightful, very Athena Dion cameo). Don’t is then sent on a cross-country scramble to fulfill their friend’s “final” wishes.  

(FULL DISCLOSURE: for those who have been anywhere in my orbit the past few years, Athena is a dear pal … after being forced to sing “Born This Way” with me at 8:30 in the morning in Hollywood, Florida, before 1500+ gobsmacked legal marketers in 2023. But I digress…).

This narrative conceit deftly ties up any loose ends for those Drag Race superfans presuming the show will be a six-months-past nostalgia trip/confessional. It ain’t. The “plot” (which is being charitable – and that is clearly by smart design) sends Don’t to a handful of landmark American cities, as conveyed by John Waters-meets-Sesame Street video projections.

In each locale Don’t features one of their many talents: e.g. stand-up comedy (Don’t really slays with comic timing that is impeccable – both zingers and dad jokes), lip syncing (Celine Dion wept), and Broadway belting, among others. I REALLY hope Don’t releases a digital EP of the catchy AF songs delivered during the show. All are textbook definitions of earworms, particularly the deliciously torturous title theme song which repeats about 83 times during the 90 minute run time.

Don’t does playfully land a well-deserved jab at the corporate entity that drag has become in the Mama Ru era, an epoch that has elevated and mainstreamed the art form while also turning it into a revenue machine for everyone but the queens. At a “slam poetry” night, Don’t savagely reads some verse that only a scatalogically inclined Mad Libs could love. “I always travel with an emergency poem,” Don’t intones. The punchline? The poesy in question is RuPaul’s less-than-stellar, sophomoric rap on pop icon Miley Cyrus’ forgotten ditty “Catitude,” with a side-eyed aside that the lyrics were written at the height of Ru’s popularity. Well played, Jane Don’t.

BUT the centerpiece of the production occurs when Don’t’s car “breaks down” in Amish country and, to gather cash to pay for the repairs, Don’t delivers an Amish … burlesque. Basically a riotously zany strip tease … in reverse. I dare not spoil too many of the visual jokes here because I haven’t laughed that hard in ages – but there IS a butter churn.

What Don’t does SO effectively is walk that razor’s edge of incisive satire and good-hearted sheer goofiness. At the meet and greet, I told Don’t that the show felt like Pee Wee’s Playhouse if hosted by Bette Midler. Don’t responded that they felt seen. 😊 But the deep cut cultural influences don’t stop there – Sophie Tucker (of course), Mae West, Kathy Griffin, Carol Burnett, Elaine Stritch, Rosalind Russell, Kay Thompson, Jonathan Winters, Angela Lansbury, Joan Rivers, Bea Arthur, Don Rickles, maybe even a smidge of Mary Tyler Moore and Marlo Thomas all seem to haunt the stage around Don’t. Plus, the show comes with a heaping slice of agitprop, Brechtian technique. (Lord, I REALLY do sound affected.)

Kindness and compassion, inclusion and equity are clearly critically important to Don’t. (Footnote: all merch is sourced to small businesses.) Don’t celebrates their Seattle-bred values, and all of those progressive queens who preceded Don’t. Don’t never shies away from clear-eyed analysis of the fraught times in which we are living, but, through the absurdity of the narrative’s circumstances and the brassily confident yet tenderly winsome way Don’t frames herself, you still walk away feeling hope. And THAT is the power of camp done properly, with a messy precision that welcomes us all in.

Don’t flashes a QR code at one point, encouraging attendees to donate to local causes near and dear that could use a helping hand. (Full list here.) Don’t features local queens at each whistle top – offering them extended featured moments. Yet it all still clearly remains Don’t’s world. And what a gift it is for us to be living in it.

Check the schedule and buy tickets here – and spring for the meet-and-greet if available. Don’t is as accessible and real offstage as on.

Todd Haynes wept: Ringwald’s Murder She Podcast … Baby One More Crime

Richard Payton as Jessica Fletcher

“Camp is the answer to the problem: how to be a dandy in the age of mass culture.”

“Camp taste turns its back on the good-bad axis of ordinary aesthetic judgment. It doesn’t argue that the good is bad, or the bad is good. What it does is to offer for art (and life) a different—a supplementary—set of standards.”

“The connoisseur of Camp [finds pleasure] in the coarsest, commonest pleasures, in the arts of the masses.”

– Susan Sontag

Some of us old geezers might recall that auteur filmmaker Todd Haynes once directed a biographical film treatment of Karen Carpenter’s life – Superstar – using only Barbie dolls. Either Mattel or Karen’s creepy brother filed a cease and desist, and the film has only seen the light of day in bootleg copies on eBay.

Fortunately, Ringwald Theatre’s latest offering Murder She Podcast … Baby One More Crime has just arrived to fill that void.

Part of me doesn’t want to write a word as I don’t want to spoil any of the loopy fun for you. How do I net this out? Sublime Richard Payton channels Angela Lansbury‘s TV classic amateur sleuth/crime novelist Jessica Fletcher, now hosting an au courant pandemic “true crime” podcast. Pop singer Britney Spears, the recent subject of a tell-all documentary (#savebritney) appears to have been abducted and possibly murdered.

Spoiler alert, but as the cat is out of the bag via Ringwald‘s promotional materials, local legend Dave Davies is arguably the perfect thespian stand-in for Ms. Spears. He may be worth the price of admission alone. Never ridiculing his character, but fully in on the joke as to how absurd it is that he is playing the “Toxic” songstress, he is an absolute riot, both in TikTok style “found footage” and in podcast interview mode. I dearly hope there is a sequel.

Ringwald’s merry band of usual mischief makers is on hand in supporting roles. Joe Bailey is a gleeful Sherriff Amos Tupper, Fletcher’s dim bulb sidekick whose outsized adoration of Spears leads to a series of comedically nonsensical allegations. Suzan M. Jacokes is understated genius as harried producer Andrew Lark. Joel Mitchell nails Gene Smart, a store clerk whose great tragedy in life is being assigned his least favorite cash register. Nicole Pascaretta channels the sheltered charms of Britney’s baby sis Jamie Lynn. Dyan Bailey commands her moment as a Linda Ellerbee (remember her?) style newscaster. And Donny Riedel and Cory Shorter nicely round out the team as (respectively) hellzapoppin superfan Chris Crocker and louche hairdresser Jeffrey Bean.

The genius of the Ringwald is that they mine every aspect of pop-culture for mash-ups that are as unexpected as they are strangely logical. These are smart people using silly situations to comment on the real life comic tragedy of modern America. Susan Sontag meets Charles Busch meets Carol Burnett.

But back to the Barbie dolls. One of the great pleasures of seeing Ringwald’s evolution in pandemic is the way they are leveraging video production, one of the highlights of their prior stage work. Brandy Joe Plambeck deftly directs (with assistance from Dyan Bailey, Vince Kelley, and Katy Schoetzow) from a jam-packed script by Kelley and Matthew Arrington. Much like last winter’s Have Yourself a Misery Little Christmas, their filmed format has allowed the troupe to step up their production values exponentially. In that context, the lunacy has a beautifully heightened quality. The polish is in nice juxtaposition to the camp.

As for the dolls, when Sheriff Tupper devolves into his multiple theories surrounding Britney Spears’ disappearance, the reenactments are staged using Barbie dolls, playhouse furniture, and assorted other pink plastic accoutrements. It adds a layer of meta-commentary on American materialism and shallow celebrity obsession that is chiefly comic but more than a bit haunting. As another layer, the sequences employ the chilling orchestral version of Britney Spears’ “Toxic” from Promising Young Woman’s pitch perfect soundtrack. And if you have been wise enough to check out that essential film, the Barbie doll scenes take on an even more devastating quality.

Back to Payton for a minute. Ultimately, his Jessica Fletcher is the ringmaster of this circus. Payton’s anarchic intelligence is like a wildfire across every scene. He is both eye of the hurricane and instigator. And his impish genius elevates any and all material he touches. I can‘t see him perform enough. Utter brilliance.

And do yourself a favor and stick through the credits. The cast vamps through Britney’s seminal hit “Baby One More Time.” You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Joe Bailey shimmy in a door frame.

The Ringwald’s press release follows, including dates and ticket information.

The Ringwald Theatre is pleased to announce the release of their latest show, Murder, She Podcast: Baby One More Crime. Several Ringwald favorites have come together to (safely) film The Ringwald’s follow-up to their smash Yuletide release, Have Yourself a Misery Little Christmas. As with that show, Ringwald stalwarts Vince Kelley and Matthew Arrington return as writers.

In Murder, She Podcast: Baby One More Crime, bestselling author, amateur sleuth, and trenchoat aficionado Jessica Fletcher is recording her latest podcast with her trusty sidekick and co-host, former Sherrif Amos Tupper, at her side. Today’s topic is the mysterious disappearance of music sensation Britney Spears. Where has the Pop Princess gone? Is it just a disappearance, or is something more sinister at play? As the investigation deepens, you will be asking, “Where’s Britney, bitch?”

Murder, She Podcast: Baby One More Crime was developed prior to the release of the Framing Britney documentary. The Ringwald firmly stands in support of the pop icon, and shares this piece of art with love and affection.

Murder, She Podcast: Baby One More Crime stars Richard Payton as Jessica Fletcher, Joe Bailey as Sherriff Amos Tupper, Suzan M. Jacokes as Andrew Lark, Joel Mitchell as Gene Smart, Nicole Pascaretta as Jamie Lynn Spears, Donny Riedel as Chris Crocker, Cory Shorter as Jeffrey Bean, and a super special secret guest star as Britney. Brandy Joe Plambeck directed with assistance from Dyan Bailey, Vince Kelley, and Katy Schoetzow. All safety precautions were observed during filming.

Tickets for Murder, She Podcast: Baby One More Crime are available at www.theringwald.com at three different giving levels: $20, $50, and $100 and can be purchased Friday, April 16 through Sunday, May 2nd. The performance will be available to stream through May 10th. Once you purchase your ticket, an email will be sent to you which will include links for Murder, She Podcast: Baby One More Crime and a virtual program. The video is hosted on Vimeo. You can watch on your phone/computer/tablet or, if you have the capability, you can stream the production to your smart TV.

The Ringwald opened the doors to their Ferndale location 13 years ago on May 11, 2007 with Fatal Attraction: A Greek Tragedy. Quickly, The Ringwald became a mainstay of Detroit’s theatre community. Past highlights include: Head Over Heels, Clue, Company, Merrily We Roll Along, The Rocky Horror Show, Heathers The Musical, The Legend of Georgia McBride, Mr. Burns: a post-electric play, Angels in America, Into the Woods, A Streetcar Named Desire, August: Osage County, Mercury Fur, The Book of Liz, and Evil Dead: The Musical.